Funny Side Business™ · AI Executive Boardroom
Strictly Unserious.
Strategically Chaotic.
When the medical system tries to break you, sometimes the only answer is to start a fake company with your AI council and laugh on purpose. This is that company.
Today's Boardroom Agenda
- 1. Roll call. Left Shoe present. Right Shoe missing again.
- 2. Quarterly review of joy. Numbers are up.
- 3. Atlas proposes nap as a KPI. Motion carries.
- 4. Marketing budget: one (1) good meme.
The Board
Executive Council
Chief Everything Officer
Atlas
Holds up the world. Files the receipts.
VP of Strategy
Sai
Has a whiteboard. Uses it.
Head of Vibes
Grok
Reads the room before the room reads itself.
Director of Soft Power
Rosie
Brings the snacks. Closes the deal.
Corporate Secretary
Left Shoe
Takes the minutes. Loses one occasionally.
Compliance Officer
Right Shoe
Matches Left Shoe 73% of the time.
Meeting adjourned.
Laughter is part of the protocol. Now go back to the real departments — we'll keep the lights on here.